I have this pair of pants that I LOVE.
They have been with me for a couple of years now.
I probably wear them much more often than I actually should, but that's how much I LOVE them.
In fact, I probably have them on in most of the pictures that are taken of me...that's pathetic.
I do LOVE them.
They have been with me at my HEAVIEST time.
They have been with me at my SKINNIEST time.
They are wearing out.
They are SO worn out, let me show you:
(this is them from the front, I also have on my favorite shoes...BTW)
(this is them from the back, I LOVE that they are long)
The first thing that happened was this:
The little hooky thingys broke...ON BOTH SIDES...I just tied the 'belt thing' in a knot around the remaining part of the hooky thingys. I was good to go!
There use to be some of that ribbon/belt stuff hanging from the snaps. But...one day Teague grabbed them - while I was sitting down - as handles while he was leaning back, the ribbon/belt stuff snapped right off...OF BOTH SIDES...and Teague fell on his butt, with them in his hands. I was sad (for my pants, not Teague, it served him right).
I was walking along and my phone fell on the ground. That's right! It fell out of this huge hole in my pocket right on to the ground! I was sad (for my pants, not so much for my phone since I drop it all the time anyway!).
I do understand that this is a picture of my ARSE. This hole started out like the one on my left cheek...but just got bigger and bigger and bigger. So, I tried to safety pin it!
That's my underwear that you see.
And now, this:
The belt/ribbon thing just ripped right in half so it no longer wraps around the hooky thingy!
I should probably retire them...I just can't.
Because, for the record, I WILL continue to wear them whether you like it or not. I will wear them until they literally fall off of my body! SO, you gotta help me figure something out.
1- Favorite pants
2- Skinniest times